BigBrother Naija – Fart And Other Bants The farts are getting louder and longer and the Housemates can’t stand it anymore.
It’s a new day in the Big Brother Naija House and the Pepper Dem Gang have a few things they wanted to get off their chest.
The Fart Tales
The Pepper Dem Gang called it “The Album.” The length determines if it’s an EP or an LP. If you are confused about what we are talking about, it’s totally understandable. Let’s break it down. Apparently, some of the Housemates are in the habit of farting and what made it amusing was the way Gedoni, Seyi, Joe and Sir Dee described it this morning while lamenting about it. Some, they complained farted loudly, some, they said farted for quite a long stretch and the sound they made was why they referred to it as an album. The duration of the fart determined if it was an Extended Play or a Long Playing. While it is perfectly normal to fart, do the Housemates really need to turn it into a fun sport?
The Bathroom Issue
As some Housemates complained about other’s farts, another batch led by Tacha were doing the same thing. This time, it wasn’t about the fart, but it was still about the bathroom use. Tacha complained about the state of the bathroom and people not properly cleaning up after use. It didn’t help that she found shaved hair lying around. “You cannot have a bad character at home and bring it here,” she said, obviously disappointed at the culprit. This incident reminded about Thelma and how she wouldn’t have taken it likely with the erring Housemates. Better to be remembered for something than nothing at all.
… And The Wrestlers
Last night, a playful pillow tussle turned into a free for all fight and the Housemates (AKA wrestlers) at the forefront of the battle reminisced about it. While they apportioned blames to the ring leaders (Jacky and Mike), they were quick to deny it when Enkay complained about someone throwing a pillow at her. “Must have been your dream,” Jackye said.
As Eviction approaches, it’s nice to see the Housemates occupying themselves with other issues. Guess they’ve finally embraced the “What will be will be” mantra.